Notes
The important information. Please read it. We did.
1. This is a parody
No Strategy is a parody of a well-known bitcoin treasury company. It isn't affiliated with, endorsed by or connected to Strategy Inc. We don't use their logo, wordmark or badge, or the name or face of anyone who works there.
On this site, "$BITCOIN" means HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20 0x72e4…EEEa9), not bitcoin.
2. The figures
Until $NOMSTR launches, nothing has been acquired, so the vault, the ledger and the walls show 0. The home page shows a projection instead, at a market cap you can change. It uses ratios from the Hatchery's five busiest coins: lifetime trading of about 1.7× their peak market cap, an average trade of about $49, and roughly one holder per $1,000 of peak market cap. After launch, the figures are read live from the Ethereum blockchain and the Hatchery.
Nothing on this site is a forecast or a promise. Real figures could stay very low, including zero.
3. Fees
After the first 20 minutes, $NOMSTR uses the standard Hatchery fee of 3.13% per trade, with no extra tax: 1.4% to the vault (the 1% the Hatchery usually sends to Sproto Gremlins, plus 0.4% of the creator share), 0.5% to $NOMSTR holders in $BITCOIN, 1.13% to the Hatchery, and 0.1% to the founder. The founder's 0.1% is disclosed here, and anything not spent is swept back into the vault every quarter.
In the first 20 minutes after launch, the fee starts at 20% and falls evenly to 3.13%. The Hatchery keeps a tenth of the extra and the rest is shared like every other fee. For the same 20 minutes no wallet can hold more than 1% of supply.
Fees collect during the week. Every Monday, one transaction moves them into the vault, and that transaction is the Monday filing. Every 12 months, 25% of the $BITCOIN that came in that year goes to people who locked $NOMSTR, shared by token-days ($NOMSTR locked × days locked). The rest stays in the vault for good, so the vault total never goes down.
The fee split is set once at launch and can never be changed, by us or the Hatchery. The vault contract (with the Monday sweep), the sell walls and the lock pool are still being built, and are marked "In development" until they're live.
4. Contracts
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No contract has been audited yet. When one is, this section will link the report.
5. Not advice
Nothing on this site is financial advice, an offer, or an invitation to buy anything. $NOMSTR is a meme coin. Its price can fall to zero and stay there. Don't use money you can't afford to lose.
6. Where the live data comes from
Price, market cap, holders, trades and fees come from the Hatchery API. The vault balance is read directly from the $BITCOIN contract through a public Ethereum node. The ETH price comes from CoinGecko. If a source is down, the figure shows a dash instead of a guess.
7. Contact
On X: @_nostrategy. The board doesn't take meetings. There isn't a board.